Friday, May 22, 2009

the e-mail is in the mail

latest poll numbers show...

how bad is it?

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One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.

When the angel returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not. "

God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion."

So God sent another angel to Earth for a time.

Upon returning from earth, the angel went to God and said, "Yes, it's true. The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.'"

God was not pleased.

So He decided to e-mail the 5% that were good, because he wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going.

Do you know what the e-mail said?

Oh, you don't?

That's OK. I was just wondering,

because I didn't get one either.

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[thanks to Billie Sheppard for this one]

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